I never thought I’d still be alive
But, early this month I turned eighty-five
My mind still functions but the body’s a curse
I hope the conditions don’t get any worse
I have arthritis, diabetes, AFIB and gout
Neuropathy limits where I walk about
I begin each day with a shot and some pills
All intended to control these various ills
My sinuses drip, I am incontinent
It’s hard to stay dry at both ends
My daily support is not heaven sent
It’s boxes of Kleenex and bales of Depends
My joints are all stiff but my manhood is flaccid
I sound like I gargle with battery acid
I sleep every night with the help of CPAP
But can’t get through day without at least one nap
But I will keep going and living this life
With the help of my children and a long-suffering wife
These years aren’t that golden but I cherish each day
Thanks to family and friends who make it easy to stay.